“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Curiouser and curiouser, that we should both find ourselves here! Like Alice, I never could resist a good adventure (or a bit of trouble), and I’m flattered you’d consider joining me. Before we begin, you should know I’m half mad, but in all the best ways. I’m a believer in living with a lot of spontaneity and a little mischief, and I’m delighted by the idea of creating our own world where we can be more free-spirited versions of ourselves. You will find me to be warm, funny, affectionate, elegant, and incredibly kind–a bit bohemian and also an old soul.
In conversation, I am articulate and well-informed, the result of a life spent in private schools and universities. My interests tend toward the intellectual, artistic, and literary. I love reaching deeper understandings, of both concepts and people.
I am often told that I don’t know how beautiful I am, which I think is a way of saying I am a nice person with a well-rounded personality. As for my looks, I have heard the phrase “classic beauty” over and over. As in Greek and Roman sculptures, the Renaissance paintings of Sandro Botticelli, the Victorian portraits of the Pre-Raphaelites—I have been compared to all of them. My hair is long, thick, and coppery red, my skin is the creamiest white, and my eyes are large and green. I am tall and thin with hourglass curves, and I carry myself with the mannersims of a dancer.
It’s easy to impress me: just be genuine! I want to know more about you and your interests. I want to hear about your travels, the places you've been. I have a deep sense of wanderlust, and there’s nothing I love more than a good adventure story. My secret superpower is my ability to connect one-on-one, and I want to know who you are and what drives you. I can’t wait to learn about you.
One hour $800
Two hours $1200
Three hours $1800
Dinner Date (four hours) $2000
Overnight Date (twelve hours) $4000
Full Day (twenty-four hours) $5000
Weekend Away (forty-eight hours) $10000
Hosting (incall or outcall)
The rates above are for outcall visits in my hometown of NYC (I come to you).
I am happy to visit you in your home or private apartment once you’ve completed additional screening.
Do you prefer I arrange a rendezvous point for us? Please add $150 to your consideration for incall (you visit me).
Outcall in the NYC area
I will travel up to one hour outside Manhattan for a two-hour minimum date.
For visits to New Jersey, upstate New York, or Connecticut, please add a $200 travel fee.
For dates over two hours
I prioritize longer dates! Let's spend some time outside the boudoir.
If you’d like ideas for restaurants, shows, or romantic adventures, just ask.
I love meeting couples. The consideration is the same as for singles.
So we've been getting along famously...I’d be glad to stay longer if my schedule permits!
Please refer to the table above for the appropriate donation.
Travel and fly me to you
I don't tour but I’m happy to fly anywhere in the world to meet you!
For domestic travel, there is a four-hour minimum.
For international travel, the minimum consideration is for twenty-four hours.
Please get in touch with your ideal dates, location, and trip duration.
Need travel ideas? Been wanting to take a trip but don’t know where?
I am a polyglot who loves planning, and I am happy to arrange an unforgettable getaway for us.
Don’t be fooled by my ultra-feminine appearance; though I love glamor I am also quite intrepid,
so travel involving hiking, biking, boating, swimming, or climbing is right up my alley.
A 50% deposit plus airfare (first or business class is greatly appreciated so I can arrive well-rested) is required in advance.
I'll need at least seven hours of sleep and a couple hours of private downtime each day to be my most present and happy self.
Answers to most other questions can be found in The Fine Print.